My tastes are really changing. I want one of these now!
i love post-apocalyptic fashion
because be it war or zombie invasion; i’m not sure what i’d do if i didn’t have the strategically placed gears searing their rusty imprints into my skin while the blazing sun beats down on my malnourished body, the straps that don’t hold anything chafing my thighs into raw bacon, inhaling the rust dust from my pyramid spiked respirator that never had a filter to begin with, 30 pounds of super aerodynamic dreadfalls that surely will not inhibit my ability to be dragged away from behind by my decaying brethren or the spiked gauntlets that prevent me from wiping my own ass without accidentally corn-holing myself.
its a good thing we’ll have chiseled men in skimpy bondage gear because we won’t have tumblr, and that will just have to do.special thanks in advance to the ladies(or men) who will be adorning the 130 pound, 80 foot long layered dresses because it will not only provide the rest of us with shelter from the elements, but with all the gears, plastic bones, tin cans and scrap metal you’ve glued to it will also be a useful barrier for shielding us from bullets and falling debris.
your sacrifice will not have been in vain
very cool
i know this is a $7 k-mart hoop. lol
I don’t like to reblog things that have this many notes, but I know too many girls that hula hoop that i want to see naked.
(Source: live.bedroomfreak.com)






